salvatriss
motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-""SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

"Hey lil’ mama—"
"STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!"

motherfuckinoedipus:

saxypone:

fuchsiamae:

dextronoms:

bitches-im-balin:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

"hey let me buy you a drin-"

"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

"hey gorgeous-"

"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

"hey beauti-"

"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

”are you an angel becau-”

”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.”  Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”

"Hey lil’ mama—"

"STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!"

sloadship
sloadship:

The Nordic Pantheon is the dominant religion of the Nordic people. Along with the Aldmeri Pantheon, it later gave birth to the religion known as the Eight Divines.
The religion consist of nine gods:
Shor, Lord of all of the Gods, King of the Underworld. He is considered to be the Nordic aspect of Lorkhan, as it is said he was slain in battle by the elven gods, and his heart was thrown into Red Mountain.Kyne, Goddess of Storms and the favored patron of warriors. Some would say she is the Nordic aspect of Kynareth, but any Nord would scoff at this notion, they consider Kynareth a mere shadow of Kyne’s might.Alduin, first born of Akatosh, God of Destruction, lord of Dragons. He is known as the world eater, and the harbinger of the apocalypse.Tsun, God of Trials and Adversity. Tsun guards the whale-bridge in Sovngarde that leads to the Hall of Valor.Ysmir, Dragon of the North is the Nordic aspect of Talos, the hero-god of Mankind.Dibella, Goddess of beauty, sexuality, and art. She is thought to be the least altered god in the merging of the Nordic and Aldmeri pantheons.Mara, Handmaiden of Kyne, Goddess of Love and Marriage.Stuhn, God of Ransom, tought the Nords the benefits of taking prisoners of war.Jhunal, God of Hermits, Father of Language and Mathematics. He fell out of favor with the Nordic Pantheon but was reborn as Jullianos.
Other gods appear in the Pantheon though they are not worshipped, these include Herma-Mora, Orkey, and Mauloch.

sloadship:

The Nordic Pantheon is the dominant religion of the Nordic people. Along with the Aldmeri Pantheon, it later gave birth to the religion known as the Eight Divines.

The religion consist of nine gods:

Shor, Lord of all of the Gods, King of the Underworld. He is considered to be the Nordic aspect of Lorkhan, as it is said he was slain in battle by the elven gods, and his heart was thrown into Red Mountain.
Kyne, Goddess of Storms and the favored patron of warriors. Some would say she is the Nordic aspect of Kynareth, but any Nord would scoff at this notion, they consider Kynareth a mere shadow of Kyne’s might.
Alduin, first born of Akatosh, God of Destruction, lord of Dragons. He is known as the world eater, and the harbinger of the apocalypse.
Tsun, God of Trials and Adversity. Tsun guards the whale-bridge in Sovngarde that leads to the Hall of Valor.
Ysmir, Dragon of the North is the Nordic aspect of Talos, the hero-god of Mankind.
Dibella, Goddess of beauty, sexuality, and art. She is thought to be the least altered god in the merging of the Nordic and Aldmeri pantheons.
Mara, Handmaiden of Kyne, Goddess of Love and Marriage.
Stuhn, God of Ransom, tought the Nords the benefits of taking prisoners of war.
Jhunal, God of Hermits, Father of Language and Mathematics. He fell out of favor with the Nordic Pantheon but was reborn as Jullianos.

Other gods appear in the Pantheon though they are not worshipped, these include Herma-Mora, Orkey, and Mauloch.

pumpkinclem

spoopyvapor asked:

What the fucks happening in Ferguson?

pumpkinclem answered:

Alright, i’m gonna sit down and basically explain the situation in this ask so everyone of my followers knows why i’m so pissed.

Michael Brown, a 17 - 18 year old african american boy was unlawfully shot (8-10 times supposedly) by police in St Louis, Missouri on saturday, august 9th, 2014. He was unarmed, and had done nothing to attract suspicion other than the fact that he was black. His body was left in the street for 4 hours. (EDIT: i’ve discovered that the Brown family wishes for any and all photos of Michael lying in the streets to be removed. please respect this and do so)

There are several claims from witnesses (see: Dorian Johnson’s account and video [HIGHLY RECOMMEND READING UP ON HIS ACCOUNT, ITS VERY SPECIFIC] — Brown’s friend who experienced the situation first hand, La’Toya Cash and Phillip Walker— Ferguson residents nearby the incident),  that fall together in generally close claims. However, the only one who’s claim seems out of place is the police officer’s who shot Brown. Who, by the way, is put off on paid administrative leave AND who’s name remained under anonymity for his safety (However, attorney Benjamin Crump is looking for a way to force release his name). He claims that Brown began to wrestle the officer for his gun and tried attacking him after he told Brown and his friend Dorian Johnson (22) to “get the f*ck on the sidewalk”.

According to Johnson, after a minor confrontation on the officer’s part where he grabbed Brown by the neck and then by the shirt, the officer pulled his gun on Brown and shot him at point blank range on the right side of his body. Brown and Johnson were able to get away briefly and started running. However, Brown was shot in the back, supposedly disabling him from getting very far. He turned around with his arms in the air and said “I don’t have a gun, stop shooting!” By this point, Brown and the officer were face to face as the cop shot him several times in the face and chest until he was finally dead. Johnson ran to his apartment and by the sound of his account, seemingly had some sort of panic attack. Later he emerged from his home to see Brown still laying in the streets. People were gathered with their cellphones, screaming at the police.

According to msnbc, the police refuse to interview Johnson at all, despite his amazing courage to come forward. They didn’t wanna hear it. They only listened to the cop’s account of it all and were vague with the media on what they thought happened. They’ve also refused to commit to a timeline in releasing autopsy results and other investigation information.

Numerous rumors are sweeping around such as Brown stealing candy from a QuickTrip, the store he emerged from calling the cops on him, Brown reaching for a gun, Brown attacking the cop first, ect. But these have all been debunked. (I know a lot of these have been debunked, but im having a hard time finding sources. if anyone could help out and link some legit ones id be SO grateful)

The event in and of itself was terrible, but now it has escalated beyond belief. Around 100 or more people, mostly black, went to the police station to protest peacefully. Things quickly turned bad as martial law got involved and authorities were bringing in K9s, tanks, heavy artillery, ect. The heavy police presence only made things worse as riots began to break out and looting and vandalism started. [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]

Now, as of very recently, the media has been banned from Ferguson. There is also a No-Fly zone above Ferguson for the reason of “ TO PROVIDE A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT ACTIVITIES ” as said on the Federal Aviation Commission’s website. Cop cars are lined up on the borders to prevent people from entering/leaving. Media outlets are being threatened with arrest. It completely violates our amendments and everything.

It’s becoming increasingly scary and difficult to find out whats going on over there. I’m afraid this is all the information I have, though. If anybody else knows anything about the situation, please feel free to add on or correct any mistakes i’ve made as i’m no expert on writing these things.

And as a personal favor, i’d really appreciate anyone to give this a reblog in order to spread the word. I think it’s a shame that this is going on in our own country yet so few people know about it. Help me make this topic huge and get this as much attention as possible.